I'm Not Reviewing Minifigures Series 28

I love LEGO. I love LEGO Minifigures. Since last January, I've been having fun reviewing the full casts of their new unlicensed Minifigures series (Series 25, Series 26: Space, and Series 27). I've even done a retrospective review of Series 14: Monsters, a near and dear collection to my heart. So I've been set on a train of keeping up with Minifigures as a staple feature. And then...

In Space, No One Can Hear You Gag: The Monster High Skullector "Alien" Doll by Mattel Creations

This might be the hardest a doll has seized me in a little while...and I hadn't even seen the films or the full reveal when the wind was first taken out of me!

I Got A Hundred On It: The Monster High Skullector "Us" Set by Mattel Creations

What a beautiful doll release. Blown away from the first look, and nothing's changed.

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR US (2019); DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU AT ALL WANT TO WATCH THE FILM BEFOREHAND!

Gogo's Crazy Bones: Series 1

Now, time to discuss the Gogos!

A Look at LEGO "The Nightmare Before Christmas"

You'd think LEGO would be kind of a poor medium with which to adapt The Nightmare Before Christmas. You'd be...kinda right. Nevertheless!

Gogo's Crazy Bones: Introduction

Time for another personal toy obsession!

They Played With Us: The Monster High Skullector "The Shining" Set by Mattel Creations

Mattel Creations, are you headed for a crash or something? Save for a continual release pattern of boy Skullector characters turned into girls, you keep putting out wondrous surprises at breakneck speed and I'm getting worried for your safety. 

Warning for bloody imagery.