Saturday, August 15, 2026

REVISIT: The Monster High x Universal Monsters "Frankenstein" Doll


Well, this is a record turnaround from review to revisit. I just thought this was slightly more worth a new post than an amendment to the one very recently published. Read the original review of this doll here.

Sunday, August 2, 2026

Witchy Wonders 4, or "Mattel, Keep it Classy": Moonspell Magic by Monster High!


The MGA/Mattel rivalry has now reached the level of comedy where Mattel is doing the thing their own competitor did a decade prior to rip them off.

Saturday, August 1, 2026

Picking Bones, Part 5: Monster High G3 Signature Skelita Calaveras by Mattel


In a word: finally. This doll has been on deck to drop in the US for so long that she- oh, wait, she already was a skeleton. Well, if she wasn't at the start, she certainly would have turned into one in the time she waited! (Hm...realizing I made a joke like this before in my first Skelita post. Oops!)

Friday, July 31, 2026

Being Frank: The Monster High x Universal Monsters "Frankenstein" Doll


I started this blog with reviews of Creeproduction Frankie Stein and the Skullector interpretations of the monsters who inspired her, so there was never a question that the second, female licensed version of the iconic Monster would be joining my collection and my unofficial Universal Frankenstein  doll family.

Thursday, July 30, 2026

Keeping Mum: A Custom Monster High Mummy and the MH x Universal Monsters "The Mummy'" Doll


This post started with a custom project...and that may never have finished if it hadn't become clear Mattel was dropping competition! This is a review of a new mummy doll by Monster High now too, as well as the original plan of detailing the mummy I designed from an older doll of theirs.

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Hatter Madness 4, or "No, You've Never Seen This Character Before": Disney Parks' Attractionistas



Disney, do we need to talk?

One odd little doll line in the 2010s was the Disney Attractionistas: fashion dolls featuring rather Monster High-esque fantasy personifications of...famous rides at the Disney parks. I always wanted to like them more than I did, and never got any because I didn't. I didn't love the rendering of the faces, at least not as 3D doll heads, and the proportions and low articulation disappointed me. I felt the worst about not liking Gracey, the Haunted Mansion girl. I did like the spooky greyscale-body, color-clothes bellhop Holly from the Hollywood Tower Hotel (the trademark-free name of the building housing the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror ride). And then there's...Maddie the pink and blue-green Hatter girl based on the Mad Tea Party ride, with a teacup hat and polka dots and okay come on what are we doing here?