I started this blog with reviews of Creeproduction Frankie Stein and the Skullector interpretations of the monsters who inspired her , so t...

This post started with a custom project...and that may never have finished if it hadn't become clear Mattel was dropping competition! Th...

This doll deserved so much better than the factory gave her, and she was one of the casualties of being an early review where I wasn't y...

Monster High Pride isn't over with Spelldon and Valentine! Mattel dropping a pretty darn genderqueer licensed horror character during J...

On the one hand, this doll release seemed inevitable. On the other, it seemed absolutely impossible.  Happy Pride! Do these dolls celebrate ...

Two springs ago, the Monster High  Designer Series was announced, with the exciting concept of debuting brand-new G1-style monster character...

Well, isn't this a poetic moment.

When given the opportunity to get Creeproduction Venus, I said yes. She has enough bright spots to be worth reviewing. I also took this as m...

This is a fairly quick return to an older doll subject, and won't be a long post, but I'd promised it in the review itself. 

I hadn't expected my first post in this series to get a sequel , let alone a third installment! Here, we're bringing back attention...

...so Mattel made a fool out of me. Remember how last year, I did a two-half project about two-half gimmick horror dolls which split apart a...

So Mattel's next in-house Skullector release is a forgotten character, done basically as close to perfect as possible? How'd that ha...

In 2023, I did a run of discussion on Monster High 's Skelita Calaveras dolls, including, in my second feature regarding Skelita , her f...

That cover photo is edited, but only for shadows. That's a full-color photograph! That means it's time to finally talk about Reel Dr...

Let's talk about the tradition of the Monster High five-pack!

I don't normally go for beach dolls, but this was an interesting one!

Pirate season is just something I have to live with now. There's no fighting it. Through no intent of my own, I fell into a tradition of...

This toy changed my life forever, and it's possibly the most overdue topic on this blog by now.

For a doll so compelling and gorgeous as Monster High's Bride of Frankenstein, I really didn't do her justice. Nor, for that matter,...